I'm in Portugal on vacation. Lol. Might have a look for Madddie, see if I can get famous. I have to use factor 50+ sunscreen to make sure I dont turn into a beetroot, the food is so undercooked that a damm good vet could save its life in 20 minutes, and today at the water park I got harrased by two Portugese kids, I think because I was English. The only English they knew was "you are a smelly dog" and "be quiet". Then they said something to a life-gaurd wilst pointing to me and he then pushed me backwards down a water slide. Eh not my fault theyre so gay they can't even beat Germany in the Euro cup. PS I am not butthurt, honestly.
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